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Xbox Live Comebacks

If you’re like us, you’re probably use to running into some loud mouthed, incredibly ignorant, imbeciles on Xbox Live who run their mouths over the most ridiculous and pointless things. If you’re the kind who prefers to use the mic during your online gameplay, and find yourself being the center of a verbal attack, try some of these comebacks below and let us (as well as the community) know what you think and how they work for you.

comeback #1: Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you’re used to that sort of thing.

comeback #2: You’re so slow, you have to climb up a ladder to reach the bottom.

comeback #3: You’re the cum your mother should have swallowed.

comeback #4: What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

comeback #5: Have you been shopping lately? They’re selling lives at the mall. You should get one.

comeback #6: I’m gonna get you a condom. That way, you can have protection when you go f#ck yourself!

comeback #7: You’re just mad ’cause your tampon’s in too far.

comeback #8: I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

comeback #9: If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!


comeback #1: Your dick belongs in your pants, not your personality.

comeback #2: You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you’re gonna act like a pussy, you might as well look like one, too.

comeback #3: If you’ve got a problem take it up with my ass, because that’s the only one that gives a sh#t!

comeback #4: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.

comeback #5: My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.


insult: You’re stupid
comeback: Just like your dad when he thought he wouldn’t need a condom.

insult: You’re fat!
comeback: I’m fat because everytime I did your Mom, she gave me a cookie.

insult: FAIL!
comeback #1: Nobody asked for your life story.
comeback #2: So was your dad’s condom.

insult: YOU SUCK!
comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW.

  • Gta player

    Kid didn’t know what to say so said shut up half the time everyone laughed and he muted his mic

  • Watson

    The set four, made me laugh until I cried. Lol

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